Buddy, it's your last night of freedom, so we're going to give you a few pointers. If you tip the stripper really well, she'll give you a lap dance. Throw in another 50 bucks and she'll blow you. But we figured you really want to go all out, so we paid her off real good and she's going to spread them pussy lips as wide as they go and let you fuck that pink twat all night long! That's how you throw a bachelor party!